Road Safety Professional Pillows

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

Better times ahead.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

One Way - Yield

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'I brake for animals'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'