Road Safety Instructor Pillows

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Road accident.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Nobody thinks you are big or clever'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Sand danger

Safe Driving.

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'The penguin is upset...'