Traffic Safety Instructor Pillows

"This is not a conversation you need to join."

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

'Let's take the next one.'

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Careful."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Sand danger

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Zero gravity ahead.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Give Way To Cyclists

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."