Traffic Safety Instructor Gifts

"This is not a conversation you need to join."

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

'Let's take the next one.'

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Careful."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Sand danger

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Zero gravity ahead.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Give Way To Cyclists

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'That is the bike lane...'

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

Self-driving cars are the future?

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."