Road Safety Instructor Gifts

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Road accident.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Nobody thinks you are big or clever'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Lost around a military base.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

Sand danger

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Your Grounded!'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'I need both hands for steering.'