Car Safety Instructor Gifts

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Lost around a military base.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Safe Driving.

Sand danger

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions