Car Safety Instructor Pillows

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Sometimes Y Turn

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Lost around a military base.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Learner Driver

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

Sand danger

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Steep learning curve ahead.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'The penguin is upset...'