'See what I mean? - Look how close that woman driver is driving in front of me!'
Traffic Safety Educator Gifts
Celebrate the dedication of traffic safety educators with our unique selection of gifts designed to honor their commitment. Perfect for birthdays, professional milestones, or just because, these thoughtful items combine humor and respect to show appreciation for their crucial role in road safety.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
'Are we nearly there yet?'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"
"Careful."
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Sand danger
Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
"Dadgum this color blindness."
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
Nice park. . .
Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'
Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.
'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'
'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'
Gas Pedal Sticking?
'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'
How Am I Driving?
Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...
Zero gravity ahead.
Give Way To Cyclists
"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"
'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'
A Deer Traffic Warden.
'Let me through! I'm an intern!'
"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."
"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"
How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...
Traffic Safety Educator Gifts Collection
Traffic Safety Educator Mugs
Explore our full range of traffic safety-themed mugs—perfect for educators who start every day with a smile and a reminder of their impact.
Traffic Safety Educator Pillows
Add a humorous or heartfelt touch to their space with our traffic safety pillows—ideal for any classroom or home environment.
Traffic Safety Educator Prints
Brighten up their workspace with inspiring prints that pay tribute to traffic safety educators and their vital role in our communities.
Traffic Safety Educator T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to celebrate traffic safety educators? Check out our collection of clever t-shirts designed to showcase their dedication and sense of humor.