Traffic Education Gifts

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Family traits.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

The bus home.

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

The Cone Ranger

Watch for Pedestrians.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Lawyer Xing

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."