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'See what I mean? - Look how close that woman driver is driving in front of me!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Careful."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Sand danger

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Give Way To Cyclists

Zero gravity ahead.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."