Traffic Safety Advisor Pillows

'That is the bike lane...'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Careful."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Nice park. . .

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

How Am I Driving?

Zero gravity ahead.

Give Way To Cyclists

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."