'That is the bike lane...'
Traffic Safety Advisor Mugs
Celebrate traffic safety advisors with mugs featuring witty slogans and clever designs. Perfect for their morning coffee, these mugs add humor and appreciation to their busy days.
Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
'Are we nearly there yet?'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"
"Careful."
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Computer Controlled Car
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
Nice park. . .
"Dadgum this color blindness."
"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'
Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles
'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'
Gas Pedal Sticking?
'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'
"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"
How Am I Driving?
'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'
'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'
Give Way To Cyclists
Zero gravity ahead.
'Let me through! I'm an intern!'
How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...
'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'
"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."
Traffic Safety Advisor Mugs Collection
Traffic Safety Advisor Pillows
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Traffic Safety Advisor Prints
View our prints that feature clever and inspiring artwork for traffic safety advisors. Ideal for brightening their workspace or home.
Traffic Safety Advisor T-Shirts
Browse our selection of t-shirts for traffic safety advisors. Stylish, fun, and meaningful designs help celebrate their vital work every day.