Safety Advisors Pillows

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'