Public Safety Advisor Pillows

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

The proper way to wear your mask

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

North Korea

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'That is the bike lane...'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

"Except moles, madam."

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

To Mask Or Not To Mask