Online Safety Advisor Pillows

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

North Korea

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

The Dangers of Social Media

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

Rodin & condom.

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

Cyber Sexual Harassment