Online Safety Advisor Gifts

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Death to the Extremists

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

North Korea

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

The Government is now following you...

Your computer is not fully protected...

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

The Dangers of Social Media

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Rodin & condom.

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Cyber Sexual Harassment

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'