Security Advisor Pillows

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

Death to the Extremists

'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Craig's List!'

"Okay, next punch in your PIN number."

North Korea

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

"Why is North Korea suddenly uncooperative? Beats me!"

Ousted politician. I advocated 'might makes right' over peace.

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Beware of Don"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.