Security Professionals Pillows

42 Day Detention Vote - 'OK! That's unanimous then - it'll become official school policy.'

Fencing Venn Graph

"I'm sorry sir, I can't hand anything over unless you give me your mother's maiden name!"

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

Rodin's Look-out Man

Mrs. Wallace complains...

"Not as armored as we thought."

The disappearance of the journalist Jamal Khashoggi

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Beware of Don"

AI Safety Officer

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'