Security Professionals T-Shirts

42 Day Detention Vote - 'OK! That's unanimous then - it'll become official school policy.'

Terrornomics

Fencing Venn Graph

"I'm sorry sir, I can't hand anything over unless you give me your mother's maiden name!"

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

Rodin's Look-out Man

Mrs. Wallace complains...

"Not as armored as we thought."

The disappearance of the journalist Jamal Khashoggi

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Beware of Don"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'