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Burglar Moving Co.

The Anti-Agent

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

AI Safety Officer

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

A Little Extra

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Death to the Extremists

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"We've been cancelled."

Nuclear Security Summit