Security Adviser Pillows

'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Cratg's List!'

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"National security adviser"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

AI Safety Officer

Death to the Extremists

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Beware of Don"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

A Little Extra

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"I say we move on to dessert."