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Leading By Caving In

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

On the brink.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Death to the Extremists

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Reasonableman

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'