Railway Worker Prints

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"I'm on the train."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Rail fare increases.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Confusion on the Railways

"That's not the rail network, it's the fair options."

The next fast train has gone.

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"Which way is track nine?"

Dr Beeching

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

'Is this what you call training?'

Attention... Attention...all complaints about delays to services are now running on time...

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Railway worker: 'JESSE! QUICK, call Central Control!! We've got ourselves a runaway TRAIN!!'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'Looks like another brief encounter.'

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"No, on second thoughts, let's walk"

'I'm afraid someone's taken your seat, there are no refreshments and we're running an hour late.'

"I specifically told you, 'Do not use Apple Maps'."

Stopping train - UK Rail Strike

'You know, I think the 9:35 was my train. And here I was waiting for the 2135.'

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...."

Bloody HS2

Railroad Competition

Huntsmen who have lost their horses when travelling train

Station master boasting about shunting the queen

A Train Carriage.