Train Worker Prints

The little engine that wouldn't.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The next fast train has gone.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'I found another pothole.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."