Ferry Operator Pillows

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Sooner or Later

'To help improve your experience, you've been specially selected to participate in our customer satisfaction survey. We welcome feedback!"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"International trade"

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Stable boys and Scottsman

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Overturned boat.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

The Church-Going Bell.

Yup. Says he's a Shetland cowboy.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

Zero Fuel Taxis

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

That side up.

Covid-19: Mind the Gap