Ferry Operator Gifts

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Sooner or Later

'To help improve your experience, you've been specially selected to participate in our customer satisfaction survey. We welcome feedback!"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"International trade"

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Stable boys and Scottsman

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Overturned boat.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

The Church-Going Bell.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

Zero Fuel Taxis

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

That side up.

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

Covid-19: Mind the Gap