Ferries Gifts

Liverpool - European Capital of Culture, 2008 (Gondola/Ferry).

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirate

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Sailor's Poker.