Freight Gifts

A 'failed' brake check!

'Bear in the middle' speed trap.

Thru versus Through Traffic

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Touring Cyclist

On the brink.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Cycling with a harp case

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Heavy meals on wheels

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.