Freight Adventurers Gifts

"Sure we had some financial setbacks, but we're getting back on track."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Oh, crap.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

The Salesman

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Shred the plank."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Run from the hills!

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Tunnel of Love.

Thames Pizza

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

Timber!

Captain Santa Sparrow

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

Hogwarts Express

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Notice - Beware of the Log.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"