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"Sure we had some financial setbacks, but we're getting back on track."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

The Salesman

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Shred the plank."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Run from the hills!

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Thames Pizza

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

Timber!

Captain Santa Sparrow

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Notice - Beware of the Log.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

"I'm winded. You're not going to tell anyone about this, right?"