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'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

A white collar cow.

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

We're barely gonna make it!

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Paninis of the Old West

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Valhalla."

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Tunnel of Fudge!

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Traveller's Luggage.

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

Farmer and dean in a train carriage.

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

'Excuse me, which way to platform 10?'