Ferry-loving Friend Gifts

"Back the main sheet and brace the futtocks - whatever that means."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

No Swimming Allowed

Jacques Cousteau.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Parrot

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"We've lost the remote."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Wheeee...'

'That was fun!'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Will work for clean water.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'