Ferry Enthusiast Gifts

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Fishing boat.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'