Ferry Aficionado Gifts

The Ferry

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piracy on a boating lake

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"He's a keeper!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Shark food pyramid.