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"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Do you mind?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Boat wedding.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"I don't do windows."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Fishing boat.

Fish or Cut Bait

Sperm Whale.

Lighthouse Beam.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.