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Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Shark food pyramid.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

HS2

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'