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Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Shark food pyramid.

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Todd here syas our plank is to narrow and may lead to lawsuits.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Christopher Columbus is looking at book shelf with books about self discovery.