Ferry-loving Friend Mugs

"Back the main sheet and brace the futtocks - whatever that means."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

No Swimming Allowed

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Parrot

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'Wheeee...'

'That was fun!'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Will work for clean water.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."