Ferry Fanatic Mugs

Who pays the ferryman?

Car Ferry in the Bath

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"Did any of you purchase speedy boarding?..."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Friday

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Lei-ing Hens

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Boiling Oil.

"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Fish Fries

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'Seasick already? Why, we haven't untied from the dock yet.'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"