Ferry Fanatic Pillows

Liverpool - European Capital of Culture, 2008 (Gondola/Ferry).

Who pays the ferryman?

Car Ferry in the Bath

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"Did any of you purchase speedy boarding?..."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Friday

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

Lei-ing Hens

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Boiling Oil.

'Seasick already? Why, we haven't untied from the dock yet.'

Fish Fries