Trawler Operator Gifts

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Demonic Repossession.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Ever Given

Coastguard

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Lighthouse switch

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Overturned boat.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Looks like it's getting a bit choppy out there."

Ship

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.