Trawler Operator Mugs

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Demonic Repossession.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Overturned boat.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Lighthouse switch

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Ship

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

The Church-Going Bell.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."