Trawler Enthusiast Gifts

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Touché"

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'