Trawler Enthusiast Gifts

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Surf Casting

"Do you mind?"

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Loud mouth bass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.