Ferry Worker Prints

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

P&O Scandal

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Lighthouse

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Lighthouse switch