Aid relief not getting through to Somalia because of pirate attacks
Cargo Ship Crew T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that resonates with a cargo ship crew member? Our nautical-themed tees combine humor and pride, making them great gifts for anyone who lives and works on the water.
Cutaway view of Ocean liner.
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
"Would you like some wings?"
Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.
'Slip Ahoy!'
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.
Lifesaver!
'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'
Airport
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
"International trade"
"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."
"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'
"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"
"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
Going to Work. . .Coming Home
No Cabin Crew Self Service.
"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."
"Who wants to go first?"
"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."
Castaway hides from cruise ship
'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'
"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."
"What a beautiful day to set sail!"
Bev puts on an old favorite
"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."
"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"
Cargo Ship Crew T-Shirts Collection
Cargo Ship Crew Mugs
Explore our collection of maritime mugs, perfect for cargo ship crew members. Find humorous and nautical designs that bring the spirit of the sea into their daily routine.
Cargo Ship Crew Pillows
Check out our nautical pillows, great for cargo ship crew members. Add a maritime touch to their home or cabin with these fun, sea-inspired designs.
Cargo Ship Crew Prints
Looking for a striking maritime print? Our collection features ocean-inspired artwork perfect for cargo ship crew members to decorate their space with a touch of sea adventure.