Cruise Ship Crew Pillows

'But Sir we are still in port...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

Castaway hides from cruise ship

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Ok, I won't let on we're sinking until the water reaches earlobes - then someone's going to hear about it!'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Man, am I glad to be off that ship. I mean, between the constant moving up and down and the terrible sleeping quarters I was about to go nuts. And, don't even get me started on the food. That food. Am I right?"

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Airport

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Who wants to go first?"

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."