Ship Captain Pillows

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Women and children first!'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Did you just hear a cow?"

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"I've got a really uneasy feeling about this voyage. Ever since the Cap'n got his new parrot actually."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Intermodal transport.

Scrutiny on the Bounty

'Were they ALL job-related injuries?'

'We've lashed the first mate to the wheel, sir. I know it's not rough, he just likes it...'

'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

"Don't panic, I've instructed the first mate to deploy some flares."

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

"I warned you not to argue with the captain."

"Lose the cap."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

Ahab's whale-proof hat.

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Sea weed harvest.

'But Sir we are still in port...'

Messing about in Boats.