Spaceship Captain Pillows

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

Remote control pirate bully

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'