Cruise Ship Officer Gifts

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Flak Jackets

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Sailor's Poker.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'