Cruise Staff Gifts

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"So, what did you used to do?"

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

Man overboard!

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

The Scanner Of Love.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Disinformation booth.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Limerick Airport

"It's my helper trout!"

Airport Bored Rooms