Cruise Ship Employee Gifts

"And I thought we had a bad cruise."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Would you like some wings?"

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Airport

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

Lighthouse

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Castaway hides from cruise ship

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."